Kicking Off

So on my drive into work today I got pulled over. Happy New Years
Renton PD! They're starting 2010 with a little revenue generation.
First time in two years, and the reason that the cop gave was total
BS. I am in a suprizingly good mood for my streak having ended, and
owning the car that I do (Audi S4, the thing is my baby) I am shocked
that I made it this long without a collection of tickets, so I guess
it was inevitable. I will be calling my lawyer, and I'll pay him
whatever fee he requires to pay them less money. Millions in defense,
before a penny in tribute.