"which ones the hottest" or telling me how much I am "missing out"
because I didn't make it to some particular party. Two of said photos
are below, forwarded from iPhone.
If I didn't want to go to a party, I am missing nothing. Not wanting
to go meant that I had better plans. Fortunately most of the parties
that people I know attend are the same party over and over again. So
if Klarissa and Sarah are in their underwear making out this week,
they'll probably be doing it at the next party too...
And "Which one's the hottest," may be the dumbest text ever. If there
are three reasonably attractive women in the photo, odds are that all
of my friends don't have a chance with any of them. Mostly because
they aren't good enough to focus on only one of them. They'll get
busted staring at one while talking to another. It's inevitable... :-)
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