Tuesday, March 2, 2010

I Don't Know What This Is...

Seriously, I am currently patient ZERO in the worlds next medical pandemic.


We've had swine flu, and bird flu... Those were both weak shit. This is some crazy new strain... I am convinced beyond belief that the next "whatever flu" starts with me right now.


Ladies and Gentlemen, as the first patient I think that I should get to name it, so you heard it here first.


Koala Flu.


2010 is going to be the year of Koala Flu.

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