Saturday, March 6, 2010

Huge Ass Party

Open letter to the obscenely rich person who just threw a party on
Puget Sound:

Congrats on all your success. I am amazed at how rich you must be.
That ship looked really expensive. The fireworks however, that was
over the top. And... That woke my sick ass up.

Don't worry, I opened my window and watched your fireworks. I was
amazed by the cash you must have dropped to show off to your friends.

But seriously dude... Next time just throw a party. That display had
to cost you $100,000...


Sincerely;
One very sick, and now very awake Stormin

2 comments:

  1. Steal feeling bad hu? well tell me what your symptoms are? Runny nose with either clear=viral
    yellow to green bacteria



    cough? Fever?
    Hope you feel better

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  2. Coughing like a mad man...

    Aches in my bones. Like every bone hurts.

    Nose... Um, some clearish greenish stuff.

    All that probably adds up to more than you ever wanted to know.

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